My kids aren't normal. I think you all know this by now. I'm also one of those terrible moms that when they say something so wrong - I turn my head and laugh before I can even discipline. Sometimes I even have to leave the room. It's bad I know, but I can't help myself!
Well Aubrie had a new one this weekend. Apparently she is a - wait for it - Butt Monster! That's right she called herself a Butt Monster! I seriously don't know where she comes up with this stuff. I know I for one have never called myself, or anyone else a butt monster. She's insane! Luckily I wasn't in the room for that one, and Jade quickly put her in her spot. Go Jade!
We also had our first snow today. It wasn't much, just a dusting. However, Aubrie proceeded to tell me, that when it snows - Pa Stuart farts a lot! Really - I lived with this man for years and years and didn't know that snow gave him an extreme amount of gas! She continued to say - it is hard to feed his cattle in the snow. So - I really think she meant that when it snows - Pa Stuart works a lot. Which is a true statement. He always works a lot, but in the snow - he has much more work to feed & water his cattle. She's too funny & cracks me up daily!