Tuesday, February 16, 2010

If I were

If I were a month, I’d be September.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Sunday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be 8:25 pm. (Kids are snug in bed & Jade & I are watching TV).

If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea otter.

If I were a direction, I’d be South.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chippy painted cabinet.

If I were a liquid, I’d be a diet coke.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a pink sapphire.

If I were a tree, I’d be an American Beech.

If I were a tool, I’d be a drill.

If I were a flower, I’d be a ditch flower (purple ones that look like phlox).

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a crisp autumn breeze.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harmonica.

If I were a color, I’d be red.

If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.

If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.

If I were an element, I’d be wind.

If I were a car, I’d be a Chrysler Aspen.

If I were a food, I’d be a french fry.

If I were a place, I’d be Disney World baby!

If I were a material, I’d be jeans.

If I were a taste, I’d be salty.

If I were a scent, I’d be MacIntosh apple.

If I were an object, I’d be a down comforter.

If I were a body part, I’d be the ass.  Ha ha - just kidding - I'd be a hand to hold.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a wink.

If I were a song, I’d be a Jason Mraz happy melody.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be fuzzy winter boots.

What would you be?

This list was inspired by the wonderful Kelly over at Dare To Be Domestic.


  1. my favorite on this list....if i were a tool. made me laugh sis, not the answer, just the lead up to the answer.

  2. Seriously... I mean--- Sept is my month! (maybe because it is my bday month-- or because it is my favorite weather of the year)
    Love that time of evening, the smell of apples... I drive a Chrysler... down comforter is the best thing to have on a bed...I prefer salt over sugar (we've talked about our Wendy's fry/salt addiction)... and I love Sundays. I try to never make committments on Sundays.

    Love your list! I could've written half of it. LOL
    Have a great Tuesday!

  3. harmonica?! seriously, who want peoples dirty slobbery mouths all over them. yuck.

  4. Yes, a harmonica - it's unique & fun. Plus, most instruments use your mouth or your hands. If it's your hands it's liable to be the same thing - hands that have picked a nose or wiped a butt - didn't think of that did ya!

  5. Plus, I think a harmonica would be extremely tough to learn - so it takes some talent - anyone can take piano or guitar lessons.

  6. If I were a tool- I'd be a hammer... I'd hammer in the morning ,I'd hammer in the evening, I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning, I'd hammer out love between my brothers and sisters all over this land hahahaha

  7. BTW those flowers are called Sweet Williams My favorite too!


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