They always say a good man has a good wife right beside him...some say behind him, but let's be realistic they are side by side.
Well what about a good woman?
I am a good woman & it's because I have a sister wife...(Jade is great too!) That's right a sister wife. We are wives & sisters. Mom doesn't dig that phrase, but Mags and I think it's pretty funny.
Me & Maggie
Please note - we do NOT share our men - that would be disgusting. I love Kylie, but not that much.
I am enjoying my Maggie. She helped me clean this weekend. It takes me 3-4 hours to clean upstairs & down - BEFORE we added on their two bedrooms & anyone used the basement bathroom. This weekend it was done in no time flat. I cleaned bathrooms and vacuumed, she dusted & mopped. Done. Amazing. LOVE it! She's home on Mondays & most of Thursdays. We pal around in our PJ's with no makeup - we are pretty. Our hair and it's ridiculousness rivals each others on these days! Hers is wild crazy curls & mine is snap on Lego man helmet hair. We are stunning.
We co-parent. She has no problem chewing my kids' butts and trust me it's needed. We are quite the pair. We have nearly matching mini-vans & people think we are twins. Talk about a confidence boost for being 5 years older! Boom! We are stupid in a good way together.
Now, if I could just SHRINK back down to my old size - I could wear her darn cute clothes. Trust me she has REALLY cute clothes & I'm sick about it!! I want them to fit my butt. She loves to cook & prepares massive meals. Which isn't helping my butt. Luckily my feet grew another half size so I MAY be able to steal her shoes now.
Uh huh I have a house wife. Yes! It's fantastic! Seriously every woman deserves a house wife. I'm going to be sick about it when they move out. I may move with them, or sneak into their house every evening to eat.