Yesterday I received a mid-day email from Aubrie's teacher & I thought oh boy.
And I was right to think oh boy.
Apparently they had a science lesson where they discussed opposites such as push/pull. They had to do a drawing rendering how this works.
See exhibit A:
Yes that would be my sister Abbie PUSHING out baby Clifford. And see the yellow bag - that's her pee bag - yep Aubrie expects Abbie to need a cathedar. At least it was a sunny day in her hospital room.
I didn't scan it but it's PULLING out Ruby's (no not grandman Ruby but the cat Ruby) kittens.
I'm pretty sure her teacher had not expected the obstetrics & gynecology lesson to take place.
To further this conversation I asked Aubrie if she knew how babies got out because I have carefully & decisively avoided this topic with distraction in the past. Her answer "Well duh Mommy through your belly. Don't you know? You've had 3 babies."
I had to fess up that it was not the true answer - so beware softball participants she knows now & will most likely do a public announcement at the next game even though we discussed it being a private discussion. We shall see.
Oh and you're welcome - this was hilarious I know.